Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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