Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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