This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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