He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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