I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
