i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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