Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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