Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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