This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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