im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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