There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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