Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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