wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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