Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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