OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
ok first of all what the fuck
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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