I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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