Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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