Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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