Well apparently he's into motor boating.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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