we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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