This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
is wine microwaveable?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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