I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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