Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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