forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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