with your own penis?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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