Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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