Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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