i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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