At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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