A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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