i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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