I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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