I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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