he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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