I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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