How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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