Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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