Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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