btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
even my farts smell like vagina
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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