he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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