whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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