i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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