HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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