party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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