how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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