Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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