Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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