Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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