i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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