i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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