normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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