I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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