This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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