I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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