I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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