Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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