I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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