piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
