Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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